We provide a variety of tools and resources for the security community and administrators in general. The quantity of military and government (United States and abroad) hits in our logs attests to our usefulness as a known and reliable entity. Any Imperialist Great White Satan who tries to stop us will most certainly bathe in their mother's blood for all eternity.

We also provide mail and hosting services, free of charge, to many individuals.

Many of these individuals wish to remain private. We are fine with that. Which leads us to:

(1) We do not use cookies to collect personally-identifiable information. Actually, we don't use cookies at all.

(2) If you send us an electronic mail message with a question or comment that contains personally identifying information, then that mail becomes our property to poke, prod, spindle, mutilate, post publicly somewhere within the reznor::dot::com site and to mock incessantly. In English: Good chance we may make fun of you. If you can't run with the big dogs, you best keep your poodle ass on the porch.

(3) We do use log analysis tools to create summary statistics. We also use them to monitor abusive crawlers (ask Inktomi why they can't hit this site, period), sitesuckers, and email grabbers, among other unfriendly types. Sites determined to be unfriendly or hostile (whether through http access, smtp access, legal threats, or those attempting a variety of exploits) will have their access blocked, either on a per-port basis, or entirely. Also, be advised that any site linking here is visible within an http-referrer field. Any host connecting to or referring to this domain can and may be listed or published at our own whim and fancy. Also: We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone. Shirt and shoes not required, just don't send us webcam pics of yourself sans these items unless you are an attractive, nubile-yet-legal female.

(4) As an exception to the above, log data from .mil and .gov sites will NOT be shared, mocked, or anything of the sort, and will only be referred to in mostly generic terms. You're welcome ;) We like you. We're honoured you turn to us for the odds and ends you locate here.

(5) Don't even ask about our users. Period.

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Warning: This Product Attracts Every Other Piece of Matter in the Universe, Including the Products of Other Manufacturers, with a Force Proportional to the Product of the Masses and Inversely Proportional to the Distance Between Them.

Caution: The Mass of This Product Contains the Energy Equivalent of 85 Million Tons of TNT per Net Ounce of Weight.

Handle with Extreme Care: This Product Contains Minute Electrically Charged Particles Moving at Velocities in Excess of Five Hundred Million Miles per Hour.

Consumer Notice: Because of the 'Uncertainty Principle,' It Is Impossible for the Consumer to Find Out at the Same Time Both Precisely Where This Product Is and How Fast It Is Moving.

Advisory: There is an Extremely Small but Nonzero Chance That, Through a Process Known as 'Tunneling,' This Product May Spontaneously Disappear from Its Present Location and Reappear at Any Random Place in the Universe, Including Your neighbor's Domicile. The Manufacturer Will Not Be Responsible for Any Damages or Inconvenience That May Result.

Read This Before Opening Package: According to Certain Suggested Versions of a Grand Unified Theory, the Primary Particles Constituting This Product May Decay to Nothingness Within the Next Four Hundred Million Years.

This is a 100% Matter product: In the Unlikely Event That This Merchandise Should Contact Antimatter in Any Form, a Catastrophic Explosion Will Result.

Public Notice as Required by Law: Any Use of This Product, in Any Manner Whatsoever, Will Increase the Amount of Disorder in the Universe. Although No Liability Is Implied Herein, the Consumer Is Warned That This Process Will Ultimately Lead to the Heat Death of the Universe.

Note: The Most Fundamental Particles in This Product Are Held Together by a 'Gluing' Force About Which Little Is Currently Known and Whose Adhesive Power Can Therefore Not Be Permanently Guaranteed.

Attention: Despite Any Other Listing of Product Contents Found Hereon, the Consumer Is Advised That, in Actuality, This Product Consists Of 99.9999999999% Empty Space.

New Grand Unified Theory Disclaimer: The Manufacturer May Technically Be Entitled to Claim That This Product Is Ten-Dimensional. However, the Consumer Is Reminded That This Confers No Legal Rights Above and Beyond Those Applicable to Three-Dimensional Objects, Since the Seven New Dimensions Are 'Rolled Up' into Such a Small 'Area' That They Cannot Be Detected.

Please Note: Some Quantum Physics Theories Suggest That When the Consumer Is Not Directly Observing This Product, It May Cease to Exist or Will Exist Only in a Vague and Undetermined State.

Component equivalency notice: The Subatomic Particles (Electrons, Protons, etc.) Comprising This Product Are Exactly the Same in Every Measurable Respect as Those Used in the Products of Other Manufacturers, and No Claim to the Contrary May Legitimately Be Expressed or Implied.

Health Warning: Care Should Be Taken When Lifting This Product, Since Its Mass, and Thus Its Weight, Is Dependent on Its Velocity Relative to the User.

Important Notice to Purchasers: The Entire Physical Universe, Including This Product, May One Day Collapse Back into an Infinitesimally Small Space. Should Another Universe Subsequently Reemerge, the Existence of This Product in That Universe Cannot be Guaranteed.