Items collected from around the way...

I *hate* chain letters with a passion.
Microsoft is NOT tracking your mail, and they won't pay you to
annoy my ass by forwarding it to me.
Sad part is, right at the end of February 2001, I received a
new variant of this old shit.  I may post it here, but first
I need to hand sort out the 20-some odd morons that forwarded
the shit to about 300 people total, and verbal abuse them for
being fucking idiots.

Wait, this is the humour page, not the rants page....

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To combat these ills, please select from the following.  I 
encourage you to cut and paste these entire messages, all of 
them combined if you are so inclined, as responses to any 
imbecile you know that floods your box with crap...

Antichain1 is a nice mockery of the "forward to X people in Y
time [to get this | to avoid this]" letters.


Antichain2 is a lovely take on the "write down the number of...."
forwards "that really REALLY REALLY REALLLLLY WORK!".  Ugh.
Kill me now...


Antichain3 attempts to categorize the "seven basic types of 
chain letters."  While not 100% complete by any means, it
*does* contain the famous "KEEP SCROLLING DOWN" theme!


This one is by *far* the best!  A total slam on the
"make money fast" mails!  Sorry, ladies, but this scheme
can only be employed by men....



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Know that one guy that tells the longest jokes, and always
forgets or botches the punchline right at the very end?  Yeah,
him!  Well, this one has nothing to do with him *or* his wasted
humour!  It's a fine, roasted blend of every damn good joke out there!


Barbie models, just for SoCal...


Sun sues the island of Java.


Proud to be an Amerikan?  I certainly am!


Plan on throwing a party anytime soon?  A few rules and tips
on what to expect.  Read *before* and not *after*...


Top 10 Things we'd like to hear Samuel L. Jackson say...


MYASS The Millenia Year Application Software System

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TER's abridged script for The Matrix...
And TER's abdriged script for The Matrix: Reloaded.
Abridged Script to the XMEN, as written by Rob Hilton/The Editing Room.
Everyone's Free To Wear Kevlar, Spoof of the Sunscreen Song
Everyone's Free To Choose The Darkside of the Force 
TER's Abridged Script to Episode I, The Phantom Menace
TER's Abridged Script to Episode II, Attack of the Clones

[ I M A G E S ]

Prototype KMFDM coverart, never before seen...!

Word! It's for writing, n shit, ya know...?

How it *really* happened with Enron...

Adminspotting	Cisco: It all makes sense now	Jedispotting	Root Avenue!
La Video Loca Super Graphics Card	Good key for a bad day	Great key for a bad crash	See if this ever shows up in the Antitrust case...
Undocumented Word Features	For those sick of random lockups and Blue Screens	Oh, to be a guinea pig!	Helping those working the Help Desk
More undocumented Windows Feautres, ones we could actually use!	The funny/sad part is that he's wearing a RAZORFISH hat!	Do your part for freedom and democracy!	Trust the media much?

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Book Spoofs

O'Really's BOFH in a Nutshell

O'Really's Practical Unix Terrorism

Not'Really's Perl 6...

Jay Kuroda's t-shirt design

O'Reilly on Jesus

O'Reilly's Banishing Microsoft

Guide to Porn on the Internet

Florida's Voting For Dummies

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